Almost five months since that last post, huh? Oops. To be fair, there were times I was going to post, but… you know logging out of my J/DB account and back into this one is a pain…
Anyway, Final Crisis by Grant Morrison and J.G. Jones, Carlos Pacheco, Dough Mahnke and more! I sure have a lot to say about this one. I’m going to do this backwards and start with an overall rating. Did it work? Not really, no. It had some great parts, but it just didn’t come together. Just when the story started to flow well, you’d hit something completely… other that would fuck it up. It certainly wasn’t terrible, and some bits were absolutely brilliant, but taken as a whole Final Crisis tries to do too much and fails at about half of it. So if you want an awesome multiverse-spanning Event from DC, go pick up Geoff Johns’ Infinite Crisis. If you want an awesome time-and-DCU-spanning story from Grant Morrison, go pick up Seven Soldiers. If you want to read something awesome by Morrison and J.G. Jones, go pick up Marvel Boy.
So what worked? Well first of all, J.G. Jones on interiors is always a big plus in my book, I love his work. When later issues brought in Carlos Pacheco I didn’t mind, their styles are very complimentary and the issues looked great. However bringing in Doug Mahnke seemed like a poor choice. The series was already so delayed at that point, waiting for J.G. and Carlos to finish one more issue wouldn’t have hurt. I love Mahnke’s work, but it’s gritty on a level that makes it a very noticeable shift for the end of the series.
Speaking of shifts, this trade contained the following issues in this order: Final Crisis #1-#3, Superman Beyond #1-#2, FC: Submit #1, Final Crisis #4-#7. Now I think the Superman Beyond issues were a vital part of the story (which is annoying, needing another miniseries to fill in part of a miniseries), though Final Crisis: Submit #1 was pretty much just filler, an attempt at an after-school special ‘message’ with a bit of plot that we didn’t need to see for the remaining issues to flow. However, even though the Superman Beyond issues were important, I found the writing style Morrison used on them to be quite different from what he was doing on FC proper, so going back into FC #4 felt a bit jarring. (I also liked the Superman Beyond issues more than the rest of FC)
As for the Final Crisis story (there will be spoilers here), I found a lot of really cool ideas and concepts in here, but the execution was often less than perfect (and I am curious to know how much of this was due to editorially mandated re-writes, especially at the end). The whole idea of Apokolips being reborn on Earth was really cool, though for some reason I found the New Gods hiding in human hosts worked far, far better when Morrison did it in the Mister Miracle issues of Seven Soldiers. Darkseid seemed more formidable then too.
The attempts to make the series actually encompass the entire DCU worked pretty well (although the two random Aquaman panels could have been done without, he had no connection to the story), although sometimes it resulted in a group of characters being left for too long (I’m thinking of Wally and Barry with Iris, here). Checkmate and the JSA actually got far more screentime than I expected, which was good.
Okay, stand-out characters: I quite liked Libra. His costume is really cool, and he’s connected to the Crime Bible, which I love. I hope he shows up again. I was also a really big fan of Overman (the Nazi Superman) and I think a miniseries set on his world would be really cool. I don’t know if this really counts, but I didn’t hate Evil Mary Marvel nearly as much as I was prepared to. Also, I totally called Desaad on that one.
Now, the bad. Some things just didn’t track correctly. Issue six opens with Superman and Brainiac 5 in the 31st Century. What? Superman Beyond ended with him back home and saving Lois, when/how did he get to the future? Still on #6, how about Batman? He was captured in the second issue, then just walks up to Darkseid with a gun. I could also go on about how FC and Batman: RIP had zero connection to each other, except that Batman dies in FC and not RIP. It also seemed like having both the Monitors and the New Gods involved in the story was a mistake, saying as each group is both more and less omnipotent than the other, in various ways. It’s levels of omnipotence, which isn’t something you should have in a story (and was one of my major problems with COIE).
Then there’s the final issue. Wow was I not a fan. I’m usually a big fan of Morrison’s brand of crazy. I loved The Filth, Animal Man, The Invisibles, his JLA: Classified arc and Seven Soldiers. The Superman Beyond issues were great (Superman in a thought robot fighting a vampire god as they act out a living story? That shit is gold!), but I was not feeling that final issue. What was going on with the escape to a parallel world (uuugh, btw)? And The Flashes coming in with their big moment that… well did nothing because afterwards Darkseid was still alive, until Superman sang the song that negated his existence (not sure if I loved or completely hated that moment, I’m really not). Shrinking survivors to be stuck in a freezer? What the fuck was that? And then of course Mandrakk the vampire god shows up again (which would confuse the fuck out of anyone who hadn’t picked up those Superman Beyond issues), and Supergirl in that weird bare-shouldered costume variant (I’ll get to that), and fucking everybody shows up for the least action-packed finale ever, and Captain Fucking Carrot is there, and then Hal stakes the vampire god, except if it’s a ring creation it wouldn’t be actual wood but Mandrakk doesn’t mind and dies anyway. Then the Monitors realize they’re horrid and decide to fuck off forever, I hope. Oh, and Batman’s a caveman and not dead.
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*ahem* Anyway, I wasn’t a fan of how the series ended. Though all that said, Frankenstein riding a giant dog and singlehandedly taking down Evil Wonder Woman was pretty sweet (but not half as sweet as he was in Seven Soldiers), so it’s not like I hated everything in the final issue. But I did set the book down a few times as I read it to marvel at the sheer what-the-fuckery of what I was seeing.
Now, back to Supergirl for my final complaint about the series. Apparently with the destruction of space, time, and alternate realities she had the time to redesign her top so it was even more revealing. This was a bit of a running thing with the series, the oversexualization of the female characters. I know most people would point out Evil Mary Marvel first, but she was being controlled by Desaad, who’s always been a perverted, sadistic little freak. Evil Mary I have no problem with, it fits the story. Here’s what I have a problem with: We see both Green Arrow and Black Lightning turned into servants of Darkseid by the Anti-Life Equation. What happens to them? They get big metal helmets, but otherwise just stay in their costumes. We also see Wonder Woman and Catwoman as servants of Darkseid. Selina’s now wearing thigh-high leather boots and Diana’s got a thick iron collar and whip marks all over her back. Oh and Libra, did you really have to mention how you’re planning to all take turns fucking Supergirl after you capture her? I’ve read Fourth World stuff before, so I’m familiar with Apokolips and I can see how this is all stuff that they’d do, being sadistic dark gods and all. It just seems to be a little completely one-sided towards females in FC.
…okay, I think I’ve pretty much covered everything now. I do recommend those Superman Beyond issues though, go hunt them down at your LCS, the single issues were in 3-D with glasses and everything!